links: wasting time
The internet is a great place to waste time. Here are some of my favorite fun sites for wasting time...
Fark.com - Fark.com compiles funny and notable news stories from sources all over the world. There are also hilarious photoshop contests (where a photo and a theme are given and users post their own hilariously doctored versions of the photo).
Worth1000.com - Check this out for some of the most impressive photoshop contests you'll ever see. Amazing stuff.
Tard Blog - One teacher's journey through the world of Special Ed. Not at all cruel, but very very funny.
My Cat Hates You - Angry, angry kitties.
I am Bored - great site full of time-wasters for when you're bored.
NASA's astronomy picture of the day - you can find some amazing photos here!
The Daily Kitten - for your daily dose of cute... kittens a-plenty!
Cosmetic Connection - OK so maybe the guys won't be so interested in this one, but for you ladies... this is the most comprehensive cosmetic product review site I've found to date - with new reviews added weekly.
Savage Love - my favorite sex advice column, written weekly by Dan Savage.
Alt.Sex.Column - Andrea Nemerson's sex advice column (not quite weekly)
The Onion - America's most hilarious satirical newspaper.
Consumption Junction - an ever growing archive of photos, video clips, sounds, and stories that will make you laugh, drool, or just go "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW, GROSS!!!"
Camp Chaos - HEEELARIOUS web cartoons and political satire.
Joe Cartoon - More hilarious web cartoons.
Darwin Awards - Evolution in action - the Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool - by removing themselves from it. Hilarious stories about people who've died very very stupid deaths.
Dave Barry - one of the nations best smartass newspaper columnists...
Naked Quidditch - are you a Harry Potter fan? Then take some time and read this long (as in 10 chapter long) story (which takes place between the 4th and 5th books). It's written entirely in emails between the characters, and follows what happens after the Weasly twins lose a game of magical truth or dare, resulting in the Gryffindor quidditch team having to play a match against Slytherin in the buff! No, this isn't a slash (porn-y) story. But it is absolutely freaking hilarious. Like must-stop-reading-every-so-often-because-you're-laughing-so-hard-it-hurts hilarious.
Mullets Galore - devoted to the scientific study of mullets in the wild... you'll laugh so hard it hurts... one of those so-wrong-it's-right kind of sites. Be sure to browse through all the mullet classifications.
PopCap Games - online shockwave games galore!
Shockwave.com Games and more - All sorts of free shockwave games as well as films and more!
IGN - it started as a gaming network website, but has developed into a great source of information about video games, movies, music, technology, cars, babes, and more.
The Smoking Gun - Looking for the latest dirt on your favorite stars? Information about stupid criminals? Court documents the glitterati would rather you didn't see? Look no further!
Star Wars Fan Films - at AtomFilms.com - some of these fan films are absolutely PRICELESS!
True Porn Clerk Stories - a blog written by an out-of-work-writer-working-in-a-porn-store - it's absolutely hilarious! Unfortunately she got a better job and quite the porn shop, so there are no more new stories to read, but it's wonderful stuff nontheless!
Kim Jong Il (the illmatic)'s Journal - purportedly an online journal of the leader of North Korea, detailing his web chats with other world leaders... hilarious!
Six Degrees of Separation - have you ever wanted to play the celebrity six degrees of seperation game? Do it online!